Get a Life
So Tiger Woods hits a fire hydrant with his car. BFD. Why should I care? Why should you? As more of these sordid details come out about Tiger, his wife, the other woman and the Florida State Police, you realize this is much ado about nothing. When I first saw about this on the scroll on ESPN, I was certain that NIKE had a team of lawyers sent to Orlando to get this as buried as possible. They have too much money involved in Tiger to lose any of it.
If the man didn’t do anything illegal, I say big deal. If he cheated on Elin, it’s between him, her and their child(ren). Although why would you cheat on her. She is hotter than heat itself. This isn’t an issue of national security like when Clinton and Lewinsky… wait that wasn’t either. When Brad Pitt has an affair, it’s accepted; why can’t the same thing happen for Tiger?
The only question I have is… After all of those years pimping Buicks, why was he in an Escalade?
